Robin Hood - Season 3 - Episode 1

because i am so intently a fan of Robin Hood, and the fact that the season 2 ender was very disappointing, i am doing my own version of Fan Fiction for Robin Hood... it's kind of half parody, half serious. romantic/funny... my two fav things!

Season 3: Episode 1 - Dodge!
By Asiat Averas

[Front gate of the castle opens while carriage comes rolling in.]
Sheriff - *mutters* Finally, what was Alysa waiting for? Gizzy was already a lovestruck toothpick with our Leper Friend!
[Carriage door opens; Lady Alysa, beautiful w/ light brown hair and ruby dress]
Alysa - Sheriff, now what am I doing in Notingham? Ah, yes, I remember! doing you and my father a favor! Now why did I come to this dump-of-a-city? *rolls eyes*
Sheriff - [makes a face, sneers at Alysa's innocent/sneeky smile] Welcome Lady Alysa! You are, just as you said, graciously doing me a favor.
[Sheriff bows; Alysa cursties.]
Sheriff - Follow me?

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[Sheriff showing Alysa her room; Guy of Gisbourne [who has randomly been struting about the castle] bumps into them.]

Guy - What's this?
Sheriff - A Black Knight's daughter. She's come calling on poor Notingham; come to kill poor Robin Hood!
Guy - Oh...
Sheriff - Oh? That's all you can say? Well, Grumpy Giz, you've got to do better than that! You think I'll let you sulk off? A clue! *shakes head and finger; mouths 'no'*

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[Sheriff takes Guy to meet Alysa]

Sheriff - Lady Alysa, I'd like you to meet Sir Guy of Gisbourne! Guy, this is Lady Alysa; the one I was talking about.
Lady Alysa - [curtsies again, sticking her hand out, while Guy kisses it!] Sir Guy, a pleasure to meet you, I'm sure. I think I might get some intelligent conversation now.
Guy - [nods head] Lady.
Sheriff - Guy will be in charge. You need anything; just ask Gizzy here! [puts hands together; rubs] Now I'm off to the kitchens to put some meat on my bones!

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[Guy shows Alysa around the castle]

Alysa - So, what am I doing here really? I mean, sure, basic things can be devulged from it; I brought my knives, my sword, my poison. Who is it?
Guy - You're killing Robin Hood. A nusiance outlaw. *mutters* Took Marion from me... the bastard will pay!
Alysa - What was that? Something about a Marion?
Guy - Nothing. Just bring Hood here bound up and alive! I want to see the outlaws face when I kill him!

[Guy walks off leaving Alysa somewhere in the castle; Sheriff shows up]

Sheriff - Well, well! Feeling confused, dear? Yes Gizzy here has had a rough time; you see, Hood stole his girl; made Giz kill her! All's well, of course. Gizzy will get over it!
Alysa - Well there certainly is more to you that I thought! Do you want me to steal Sir Guy's heart as well as Robin Hood's life?
Sheriff (being serious for once!) - Could you do that?
Alysa - It's done easily enough. Deal?
Sheriff - Deal! *mutters* Maybe I can finally get Gizzy back!
Alysa - Sheriff, just one thing.
Sheriff- What's that?
Alysa - Stop muttering behind my back.

[Alysa walks away; heels clacking against the stone floors... Sheriff mutters about how useless women are, but seriously knows that they are usefull...]

Ok that's all i've got for now! it'll be more soon!



Cast in Order of Appearance:
Sheriff - a coniving bastard as usual, even with his great humor and stupid cliques. Thinks Alysa will get Gisbourne out of Moody-land.
Guy of Gisbourne - moody and brooding from his loss [after he murders!] Lady Marian.
Lady Alysa - Daughter of Black Knight; supposed to assassin Robin Hood upon his return to Locksley... but is she all that bad? Confident; beautiful; clever... anything else needed?

ok, there's just some notes i'm putting here ...

for once in my life i thought i could believe in somethig new

Breakable...

Much love,
Asiat