Sunday, August 31, 2008

hello dears,

seeing as i am off until tuesday, i shall write... and write... and possibly write some more. my current station is at the computer typing this with a cup of sore throat tea and beautiful music tinkling out of my youtube account. i'll prolly post the lyrics later. i am relaxed and calm... and just dreading not being able to go to the pilgrimage; i really wanted to go this year and i may not be able to in this condition.

my facebook account is also up. i was considering putting quotes of my favorite 'pieces of flair' on here. actually i think i will.

"Anything you can do the Doctor can do better and faster using only a bent paper clip."

"Yes, sometimes i do randomly break out in a british accent."

"Boys in books are just better."

"Thornton or Darcy? That is the question."

this is going to take a while...

"Chaos, panic, disorder. Our work here is done."

"What have you done to poor Mr. Darcy?"

"Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you."
(ain't that right???)

"Bite Me."

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

"*pic of David* Better than: Edward Cullen, Clark Kent, & Chuck Norris."

"iRegenerate."

"Only a vampire can love you forever..."

"I'm smiling. That alone should scare you."

"I love all the companions, but mostly the Tardis."

"Homework Hurts Trees."

"You will meet a sexy timelord."
(I WISH I WISH I WISH!!!!)

"I have more fictional boyfriends that you do. BEAT THAT!"

"Careful, you may end up in my blog."

"A clue. NO."

"I'm not an alchoholic, I'm just a Doctor Who fan."

"I <3<3>

Late last night i was watching i found EXTREMELY FASCINATING...
a Weakest Link speacial featuring some of the cast of Doctor Who!!! it was halarious... even though it was a tad gay.

And now because i'm listening to a bunch of sad love songs:

You are a poem
perfectly written.
you are a flower
never fading in beauty.
you are sweet nectar
that has everlasting taste.
You are everything I desire.
You are that which inspires.

Not enough complements
can I bestow upon you.
Not enough love
could be given to you.
You ask me why
I think I don't deserve you.
I don't.
You are too perfect for anyone.

I listen to rain
and I think of your sweet voice.
If I lay here long enough
I imagine that you shall come to me.
I need you.
I want you.
But I can never manage to say
That I love you.

You claim me shy
I claim myself a coward.
I am not able to face myself
enough to tell you how I feel.
Why can't you just look in my eyes
And see how I feel?

I imagine you - every curve, every smile.
I imagine my savior from this dark place.
I imagine you saving me from myself.
How can you not see my dispair
everytime I see you with someone else.
I can see that my love has turned to obsession.
Everytime I am not with you I lapse - in and out -
of depression.

One summer day
I see you see me for me.
You kiss my cheek
You kiss my lips.
All I can think is that this is bliss.
All these years
I imagined a Prince Charming.
And now I see
That it is no Prince Charming
before me
It is you
Not so perfect
as I saw you once before.

Let's go to our secret place
Where there's prefect harmony
perfect grace.
I thank you so much for being my love
and being my savior.

We will kiss
we will kiss
and we will find out that this is just bliss.

Much Love<3,
Asiat.



Saturday, August 30, 2008

hello my minions!

many apologizes for not posting... i've been busy and everytime i try to write, i am kicked off by some other person... to them blogging is not so important. a lot has been going on and i think i'll fill you in a tad!

on the 27th, i spent a lot of time at REX Theatre at Maria's going away party. It was fun, until Jack showed up and told me we wanted me to go to Baltimore for a preformance... ugh!!!

on the 28th, i went to slavejane... it sucked because i just went suicidal! it was just balistic.

on the 29th, i was just wacko!

on the 30, today, of course, i went to the Johnstown Preformance... Hctib (name left unrevealed), picked on me... and kicked me out of a dance. my mum went balistic and i went 'take a chill pill'

tomorrow: I go to the Pigrimage and see all 'my guys' and do even more balistic things...

Much Love<3,
Asiat

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

you'll never guess how i did it! and Sideburns revisited

you see now my blogger page has an email... that's how the photos came up... i emailed it to my blog... and VIOLA! twas posted.
 
now for the sideburns part...
 
Olivia is right in her hypothesis: sideburns DO greatly improve a guy.
 
Ex 1:
 
Ex 1 a.:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Ex 1 b.: [ really you just can't get enough... his hair is sooooooooo good!]
 
[and just a personal reminder totallytennant.blogspot.com]
doctor_who___david_tennant_by_jennicat5.jpg
 
okay...
 
Ex 2:
 
 
Ex 3:
 
 
Ex 4:
 
 
Ex 5:
 
Ex 6:
 
 
really that's all i've got time for... i await the time when i have time to continue this... and add names to these photos
 
 

Monday, August 25, 2008

whoooo!

maybe the photos will show???
 
 
 

 

 

any pics??????

 

Much Love<3,

tai.

seein' if it works..


i've been trying this 4 a while... let's see if the 'copy and paste' method gets me anywhere...


can ANYONE SEE A PHOTO???


Sunday, August 24, 2008

the Daily Buzz:

the Daily Buzz



The Ren-Fest with Vortican Todd



Pgh.: 1



"Yuengs and Wings"



Whilst driving toward our Ren-Fest... I noticed a small disc with the following phrase: "Yuengs and Wings" - beer and chicken... a deliciouso combo!



Pgh.: 2



"Give Me 'Yer Cash!"



Whilst getting tickets for our entrance, the maidens posing as the women selling us tickets started a joke - "Give me your cash - and maybe I'll return a ticket to you..." Twas fun. VERY fun.



Pgh.: 3



"Joust: Part I"



Watching the Joust... "You are full of shi - chivalry..." Hahahaha! Twas fun... VERY fun. twould have been better if my Minions were there...



Pgh.: 4



"Captian Jack"



Well... while strolling down... looking at lovely shops, we saw an amazing site: a man dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow - PUSHING A BABY CARRIAGE!!! Vortican and I had a good laugh about that.



Pgh.: 5

"Naughty Scents"

While in a scent store, we were looking at the various scents, we found some extraordinary names like:

F*** Me Hard
Soft & Sexy
Midnight Lover
Sassy Ass

*rar!*

i must admit though, the first of that list was my favorite... it shmelled wonderful!

Much Love<3,
Asiat

the Daily Buzz: Saturday's News

the Daily Buzz:

Pgh. 1: "Yuengs and Wings"
Pgh. 2: "Give Me 'Yer Cash"
Pgh. 3: "Joust: Part I"
Pgh. 4: "Captain Jack"
Pgh. 5: "Naughty Scents"
Pgh. 6: "Joust: Part II"
Pgh. 7: "GLASS 101"
Pgh. 8: "the Washing Wenches"
Pgh. 9: "I Thank Thee... String Thy Arrows"
Pgh. 10: "Joust: Part III"
Pgh. 11: "The End [with T-shirts]"

Much Love<3,
Asiat

PS: its coming next...

the Daily Buzz: Friday's Headlines

the Daily Buzz:

Paragraph 1: "Tonight's the Tammy's"
Paragraph 2: "Late Nights - Great Fights"
Paragraph 3: "UPCOMING EVENTS!!!"


Pgh. 1: Friday night, Asiat Averas went to South Park, got lost like seventeen times, and watched the Dusequene University Tambaritzians. "When can we go home?" was said before and "Had a less that smashing time." was said afterwards. "They're a tad too ballet-ish for me." is said now.

Pgh. 2: Late nights = great fights... with one's self that is... Asiat decided to back track some of the Legend of Five Trees... o well...

Pgh. 3: the Ren-Fest including the Pgh.s "the WASHING WENCHES" and "Naughty Scents"

Much Love <3,
Asiat

PS.: add to the whole sideburns - DAVID TENNANT! *rar*

Friday, August 22, 2008

The Minion Journals: Aug. 21, 2008 (PART 1)

9:31 Pgh, PA; home

Minions dear ...

In my hour of need, none of my family can move their arse off of an internet accessible computer - that and that I am supposed to be asleep. In all of this, I am very sad to announce something: The Minion Journals has a new face : (

Due to the fact that my parents wish me to look studious (no objections there... ) and that they think it is absolutely ridiculious to carry around a notebook that smokes everytime I look at it (NOT really, they just think it's childish and I disagree... I <3>

Oh - and in addition to this notebook (that I just realized matched the template of ye' old blog...) I have added something to pass my hours of meaningless by... 40 photos of Richard under his guise as a Mr. John Thornton. 'The Minion Journals' is printed in my spidery handwriting - in a silver sharpie - on the outer cover. I can imagine you, my dears, imagining this sight...

now a littl' 'bout me day!

School started well - me just barely managing to pull of my british accent and everyone complimenting my black attire. Me and Charlene spoke - we both wished that we were far far away with some guy falling head over heels... ah lovely!

After my 11:30 dismissal, I ate chicken, Dr. Pepper (*YUM*), and cirly fries (which I'm crazy about...) at Arbby's.

EVEN FURTHER after that... I had an eye doctor appointment *0* and he declared my adjustment to contacts "fantastic" and "brilliant".
My brother has also acclimated well... but really is this what this blog is about? my brother?? NO! certainly NOT! My brother was left in the car while I went on a frantic search for beige pants... Mission Imposible??

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Soon after that, I went on a shopping spree [i.e. buying school supplies] with my dad. My mother went on a walk and I entertained myself by watching a tad of North and South... LOVELY!!!

Much Love<3,
Asiat



Thursday, August 21, 2008

heheeeee!

due to me and olivia laughing hysterically, I've decided to dedicate this ENTIRE POST to ...

YOU GUESSED IT!...

SIDEBURNS!!!! [and some other things...]

aren't they just amazing??? I mean let's see how many guys I can think of that look glorious with this adorable facial hair!

Richard Armitage... OF COURSE!!

Joe Armstrong... *yum*

Jonas Armstrong .... [who knew??? jk WHO DIDN'T???!!!]

um... er... let's think...

well, Harry Lloyd, Rob what's-his-face... that one Olivia likes!, um... whoooo idk... OH WAIT! i don't remember!!! that sucks... any suggestions JUST COMMENT! yall know wat to do! hey is anyone besides me thinking Pete??? [mikey and joey, srry, but ur not on this list and do u know what Pete I'm talking bout????]

my dears... really i hate school, but Charlene and Kenadee are wounderful! [srry if i shpelled ur names wrong gals!] and so it's not all bad... urgh! Mr. Sowa must you be soo doleful??

oh and do add to it all i was reminded of something - two words - that only Vortican and Sphinx will know - and all because of this little thing called a song "I want Candy!"

MAN CANDY!!!

all these guys are a bowl of delicious man candy...

Man Candy ANYONE???

Much Love<3,
Asiat

o and...

o and sphinx, I LIKE THE MAGNOLIA QUOTE! really, tis awesome. my mum's listening to Cats... like the play and im getting ticked at my printer... i cant write up The Legend of Five Trees if I can't even see it....

"He breathed in her magnolia scent..." - Elf-Wise

Much Love<3,
Asait

The Minion Journals: Aug. 21, 2008

8:20 AM, St. Cyril's School

This has been the warmest welcome to hell...

LIFE SUCKS... 'nuf said.

Much Love<3,
Asiat

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

The Minion Journals: Aug. 19, 2008

8:30 PM O'hare International Airport Chicago, IL

Minions -
I've a couple of sayings stuck in my head.

A: "Put your faith in your sword and you sword in a Pole." - Taras Bulba [the movie]

B: "God bless and keep the Tsar ... far away from us!" - The Fiddler on the Roof

C: "I don't want to posses you; I wish to marry you because I love you!" - North & South

D: "He was young; so was she..." Sphinx's Ultimate Favorite Quote

AND NOW my brilliant commentary...

A: WHO doesn't like a little Ukranian humor? - that is, of course except the Polish...

B: Yes indeed - let's keep the now nonexsistent long dead Tsar far far AWAY!

C: Aren't those the lines every girl wants to hear?
[or is it the folloing??

Girl: IS this what our marriage is going to be like? - me making fantastic suggestions like this and you always saying no all the time?
Boy: NO!
Girl: I rest my case.
Boy: No - I won't always be saying no; a lot of the time I'll be saying yes!
Girl: Would you like a kiss?
Boy: Yes...
Girl: Well tough tits 'cause I haven't got the time! - THE VICAR OF DIBLEY!!]

D: Really now, you'd think Sphinx would let me forget this blundering quote [that she stole from Champagne!!] but it just NEVER DIES!!!! It is the laughing stock of my nonexsistent writing carrer!

OH WELL! I realize that I can be mildly entertaining sometimes but - granted - I still don't think I could make a career of my comedy!

Much Love <3,
Asiat

Sunday, August 17, 2008

the night's events...

After much consideration, and much furniture rearranging, we - my uncle, aunt, cousin, mother, father, brother, and I - decided to go into the pool... It was like bath water without the soap. Absolutely terrific - that is, if you like extremely warm water - and being able to step out of the pool and be completely dry in five minutes [an awesomely hyperbole - extreme exaggeration!] ...
So my life hasn't been totally ruined by this trip, though it has come extremely close.

STILL watching the Vicar of Dibely, it makes me laugh sooooo much that I'm am considering recording it... though mebe i shouldn't is what you all are saying! i know it, you know it, WHY DO YOU CARE?? if it makes me laugh, then chances are I won't stop.

AHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH that's REALLY ALL SHE CAN SAY after RA proposes to her??? WOW! she IS stupid.

Much Love <3,
Asiat.

The Minion Journals: Aug. 16, 2008

11:00 [local time] Tempe, AZ.

To my dearest Minions,
Before me are the pictures of Orlando Bloom and 40 photos of John Thornton/RA [no joke, Ijust counted] Yes, I am a lovestrck maniac! [I already knew that though!] Really, I've not been able to overcome this love of men with SIDEBURNS!! Yes, I've realized that'swhy I love RA and all those other handsome men... sideburns!!! Really, I have no idea why... perhaps my obbsession with the past? Perhaps.
What have I been doing recently
Um... Er... *stops and rools over J.T.*
Watching the Vicar of Dibley - a british sitcom...
an extremely halarious show in which RA plays... [*DROOLS*] [Yes, I know, sphinx and Olivia - EXTREMELY HALARIOUS!]

Listening to 'Robin Hood on Children in Need' -which I recorded before I left - I always laugh at that [he could never make you as happy as I could...]
Actually -b4 i left - i got the courage to watch the Vicar... I didn't stop laughing for an hour.

I am rather deppressed and wishing I were home.Of course can celebrate a week of continued sobriety [from depression...] with a bout of deppresion. BRILLIANT!
MUCH OMMITTED>>>>>

Much Love <3,
ASIAT!

The Minion Journals: Aug. 15, 2008

6:30; O'hare International Airport; Chicago, IL.

I've been waiting here forever! My brother - having recently accquired contacts - is wearing sunglasses and trying to look sleek. My father was staring at a United airplane go backwards - AH the facination...Really our flight has been delayed so many times! I'm very hungry and trying to sneek a look @ my RA photos, whilst my mother prying eyes.
In m never ending boredome, I am listening to the Eagles and trying to decide whether or not to write poetry. I have just tried to make my father read Eragon, a personal favorite and this has been a long-standing task - he has just put the book down after reading the map...
I am dreaming of being anywhere but here:
A small secluded beach on the island [of Cyprus, perhaps?] ... sipping fruity wine elegantly after it has been warmed by the sun's rays. The sun is - at present - setting and casting brilliant colors of the water; waves gently lapping against the sand...

OR

In Hungary, filming the third season of Robin Hood & getting chappy w/ all the cast and crew. Doin one of those awesome 'A little Brit different' comercials...

ANYWHERE BUT HERE!!!

There's a man across the way with an extremely long face [not to mention a chin that'smelted into his neck... sphinx remind you of anyone [robby?? ewww!] who looks like the photo of Charlie Bone, a favorite book series of mine.

I'M AFRAID that I must go; I've an overly fasinating evening of waiting in a crowded airport [AKA parnts prying eyes!]

MUCH LOVE <3,
Asiat.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

another story!

a: anybody like my kitty pic? it isn't actually my kitty, she's to hard to get on a camera...

B:!!! As you all recently know, I've been on a Robin Hood craze. I've finally converted Vortican Todd to Robin-Hood-ism!!! [she <3s Will Scarlet and has an awesome background!] WE generallyhad a really good time... we both are currently hissing ea. other over Will... jk, we aren't *yet*

Much Love <3,
A.

contin...

k... back to the story!

so, yesterday we were @ Bishop Constantine's house and we saw Fr. Steven [another Orthodox priest] was there celebrating his birthday and 25th yr. in the priesthood [yay Fr. Steven! *claps*]! Anyways, Fr. Steven didn't have a ride home, so my mother decided to drive him home, after he walked with us and the dog [Byzhik??? i think that's the shpelling!]... We walked home and I realized that it was 11:30... talk about freakish Sou-Siders! EEK and EEW went through my head... I'll avoid the prejudiced thoughts that went through my head!

Our parents went on their quest to bring Fr. Steven to his home.

12:30 A.M: I take a shower due to the fact that I feel really dirty and REALLY tired...
12:45 A.M: MY PARENTS COME HOME!
1:20 A.M: My BROTHER takes a shower!
over all, I stayed up till two A.M... then woke up at 7:30 rushing to a 8:00 liturgy that I found out WASN'T scheduled.... OH I WAS SEETHING!

It took me a while to fall asleep so... whatever~

Much Love <3,
Asiat

Last Night's - and this morning's - Adventure

hello all,
as many of you know, i have an adorable greyhound. unfortunately, due to the fact that i have no backyard, we have to take the dog out three times a day. i usually take the dog out with my mother for the evening walk.
On these many walks, we have met Mt. Bishop Constantine, the Orthodox bishop of our lovely Pgh. we spend an hour with him, his sister, Pani Daria, and his chocolate lab, Bulba.

MY BROTHER... is annoying my for the computer... i will finish this tomorrow morning!

Much love <3,
Asiat

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

hello dears!

for some undeniable reason i can no longer fight the urge... ROMANCE POEM!!!

taking it from that so long ago list of songs - each one for each letter of the alphabet? remember those good times?

the old 'nobody's here' is now

No One's Here

No one's here
Diamond in the sky
No one's here
Apple of my eye

No one's here
I feel something unexplainable
No one's here
You are, to me, something unattainable.

No one's here?
I hadn't noticed.
No one's here
My eyes - on you focused...

My beautiful, darling,
My wonderful starling,
The cause of my wanting,
Can I ever stop calling?

No one's here
Do you love me?
No one's here
Together forever are we...

No one's here
Our lips can touch
No one's here
I love you so very much.

Are you my imagination?
A person that my mind has made?
A diamond's creation?

But
Then I touch and realize that you are real..

And that..

No one's here...

Much Love <3,
Asiat...

When You Love Someone

I've recently been obssessed with the two following songs: When You Love Someone, My Skin

Here are the lyrics, if you want to check them out - their in my favorites, though they are in the form of fan videos.

When You Love Someone:

When you love someone,
You'll do anything
You'll do all the crazy things
That you can't explain

You'll shoot the moon,
Put out the sun...
When you love someone.

You'll deny the truth,
Believe a lie..
They'll be times you believe
That you can really fly.

But your lonely nights
Have just begun
When you love someone.

When you love someone,
You feel it deep inside.
And nothing else
Will ever change your mind.

When you want someone...
When you need someone...
When you love someone...

When you love someone
You'll sacrifice
Give it everything you've got
And you won't think twice.

You risk it all,
No matter what may come...
When you love someone...

You'll shoot the moon
Put out the sun...
When you love someone...

My Skin

Take a look at my body,
Look at my hands.
There's so much here
That I don't understand.

Your face saving promises
Whispered like prayers
I don't need them
I don't need them

I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long
As if I'm becoming untouchable

Contempt loves the silence
It thrives in the dark
With fine winding tendrils
That strangle the heart

They say that promises
Sweeten the blow
But I don't need them
No, I don't need them

I've been treated so wrong
I've been treated so long
As if I'm becoming untouchable


I'm a slow dying flower
Frost killing hour
The sweet turning sour
And untouchable

O, I need
The darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
I need this

I need
A lullaby
A kiss goodnight
Angel sweet
Love of my life
O, I need this

Do you remember the way
That you touched me before
All the trembling sweetness
I loved and adored?

Your face saving promises
Whispered like prayers
I don't need them
No, I don't need them

O, I need
The darkness
The sweetness
The sadness
The weakness
I need this

I need
A lullaby
A kiss goodnight
The angel sweet
Love of my life
I need this

Is it dark enough?
Can you see me?
Do you want me?
Can you reach me?
Or I'm leaving

You better shut your mouth
Hold your breath
Kiss me now you'll catch my death
O, I mean it

NEXT: this is just spur of the moment... but i love this song too!

Behind Blue Eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the sad man
Behind blue eyes.

And no one knows what it's like
To be fated
To be hated
To telling only lies.

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be

I have hours
Only lonely
My love is vengance
That's never free

No one know's what it's like
To feel these feelings
Like I do
And I blame YOU!! [echoss.....]

No one bites back as hard
On their anger
None of my pain and woe
Can show through...

But my dreams
They aren't as empty
As my conscience seems to be....

I have hours
Only lonely
My love is vengance...
That's never free...

[some freaky thing that i can't figure out...]

No one ones what it's like
To be mistreated,
To be defeated,
Behind blue eyes...

No one knows how to say
That they're sorry
And don't worry..
I'm not telling lies.

Ref.

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man...
To be the sad man...
Behind blue eyes...


THE END...

OOPS!!! romantic peotry coming up!

Much Love <3,

Asiat...

PS.: no copyright infringment intended... JUST GREAT SONGSS i <3 them...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

HEY ALL!!! latest updates...

due to the fact that i will be in pheonix... I have asked vortican todd [who was recently at my house... aka, she just left like a ten min. ago!] to publish ch.s 2-5 of the legend of five trees... i expect you all to behave! [i don't think that you would be rlly that mean.. but i don't want any complaints!]
thank you soooooooo much!

Much Love <3,
Asiat.

wow:

i believe that in all this confusion - and that i was not here yesterday - i forgot to offer congrats to tabitha... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

now just my plain old randomness has kicked in and so here me trying to make a W.O.W. poem...

Hard Cold Stones
They say that to be yourself
Is the greatest gem.
They say so many things
That it's hard to keep up.
They say that to trust those you love the most
Is to be a fool.
They say that to trust yourself
Is damnation.
They say so many things
It's hard to believe the truth.
They say that it's hard to be something you're not
But it isn't
It's so easy to be the one thing you're not
Because nobody wants to be a gem.
Not anymore... Everyone wants to be a hard cold stone.
There are few who like to be gems.
Who like to be different.
Who like to be themselves.
well? what do you think? I await comments...
Much Love,
Asiat

contin...

[part 1, chapter 1, the legend of five trees]

continued from:

I did hope that it was someone agreeable. I mounted a large white stallion; a beautiful creature that was a gift from my father. I waved as the crew left the dock; as The Regency left the port. My father waved back, smiling at me and telling me not to get into too much trouble. My mother dabbed tears from her eyes and tried to smile at me; I would miss Mother terribly; my everlasting companion, full of guidance and wisdom.
Long after the ship had disappeared in the swelling waves of the ocean, I turned my mount and galloped off to the cilla. As long a ride as it is, it was invigorating to feel the wind through my hair as I passed servants and peasants who were walking ominously through the streets. True, I was tired after a long and stormy journey, but just imagining vacationing in Perguin was enough to make up for how tired I really was. There was a fork in the road; I kept left. The villa slowly came into view the sun rising behind it. Pink streaks spread all over the sky.
I took my horse into the stables and handed him off to a stable boy. I thanked him as he welcomed me. It was strange to be at the villa without my parents. I ran through the front door of the villa. Yes, it still smelled like lime trees and salt water. The atrium was very unique; it was all open, no ceiling the first part of the atrium was marble tile and then there was a fountain of sea water and then the huge expanse of sand reaching to the beach. I took off my shoes and set them next to the door then ran.
Sand sprayed everywhere and felt good on my feet. I jumped into the water and splashed everything. My uncle Joc-has-oak lived in a villa just down the street, but he was unspeakably unpleasant; making snide remarks on how Aunt was the only good blood on my father's side of the family. Koln[there are two dots on the o... they won't come up on here!]-oak, Joc-has's son was cruel and cold. Koln, fortunately, had a younger twin brother and, even though they looked nothing alike - and the fact that Keith was adopted without Joc-has's consent - they got along extremely well. Keith-oak, Koln's brother, was kind and sweet; my favorite cousin. After splashing in the water, I lay down beneath a palm tree and enjoyed its cool shade.

well, ya'll that's the end of CHAPTER 1, PART 1, THE LEGEND OF FIVE TREES...

Stephie and I will have a good time watching Robin Hood... *yum yum* and RA AND joe and jonas armstrong... AND harry lloyd... we now know why they cut out Harry.... if they kept him that would be just too many hot guys in one show!

Much Love<3,
Asiat..

hello..

i am lindsey lohan... no [achmed for all you ppls!] ok... so on my brilliant adventure to cleveland i decided that giving you all the first five chapters of The Legend Of Five Trees would be a good idea right? RIGHT??? yeh sure...

Part 1
Chapter 1

THE breeze passed through the sails of the Regency bringing in cool air. I stood on the starboard side watching as the city Perguin came into full view. City lights flashed softly on the sky as the sun crept up the sky line in the east. The city was slowly waking up. The market of the city let off many colored lights and the side of Perguin with all the royal villas was still dark. Royals did not have a need to wake early; they had servants to do everything for them. Even if I am one of the royals, my parents claim that I do not act like one. I like to help the servants in just about everything but dishes. I like to cook. I like to wake up early and wander the busy city streets with everyone else.
Perguin, my home for the rest of the month. I would be leaving soon to go to Phen and visit Farad, the sonn of the governor of Phen. Farad and his parents were originally from Dragon Island; a place of renown evil. To say the least, I do not like Farad; he is selfish and disgusting. I returned my gaze from Perguin to the crew of The Regency, the crew who so faithfully worked for my father. My father Sir Nathan-oak walked towards me, looking regal as usual. He had on the vest I had spent two years making for him. It was a deep sage green; the color of ripened leaves.
My father motioned me to him as we docked in the city.
"Have you planned anything, Kate-lynn?" he asked cheerily.
"No father. Not just yet. I'm still overcoming the shock that you are leaving me here and setting off on wild adventures," I answered, laughing. I thruth I would miss him dearly; his deep voice and kindly smile. I would miss kissing his beardy cheek.
"Well, my dear," he said keeping his cheery tone, "I will miss you." He drew me close; drew me into his arms. I breathed his smell in; the sme of burning tobacco and of the ocean, and of the sun's rays. "I've arranged for someone to come and stay with you. You know him; I hope you don't mind me arranging for him to look after you."
"Never, father," I said, blinkinc furiously and trying to keep the tears from my eyes. "As long as it is not someone horrid, I shall be fine. I love you." I noticed that I was not the only one crying; my father was too. He brushed the tears from my cheeks and pushed them away from his own face, even as they tumbled down his cheeks. I hugged him once more before I hugged my mother. I would miss them both terribly. What was I without my parents guidance?
I wondered whether or not this friend coming to visit was truly a friend or not. If the person was anything like Farad, I think I might have jumped on board another ship before setting foot in Perguin. I did hope that it was someone agreeable...

Okay ya'll i g2g... srry 4 any misspellings ect. this is not the end of the first CH. but i have 2 go...

Much love,
Asiat.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Happy B-day Claire!

after a lovely preformance - in which i forgot a lot of things! - i was invited to olivia's sister's birthday party [though i got pics of richard *0*].
i loved it - we walked from the park to olivia's house then back again - and it was all up hill. Claire was extremely sweet [happy 11th!]. Nancy was - adorable. Anna was nice. olivia was great, but if i expected less, i would be insane. i now have lots of RA pics. i love it!
we, after printing RA pics up the wazoo, walked back to the park. of course, as always, no one was there - just our luck. LUCKILY, though, we had my cell phone and called olivia's home. While waiting for Mrs. Rattay, Olivia sat on the rocks at the park... i started throwing them ominously back into a pile. Olivia said that i looked very much the part of the author. she decided to take a picture and she will be posting it soon [i hope!] so go check biddefordroad.blogspot.com and see me! i looked like and author UNTIL, that is - i started cracking up halariously! olivia did everything to stop me laughing - telling me something i didn't need to hear [i'd have to kill you if i told you...and olivia if YOU TELL i WILL kill you!], telling me that RA was in the corner [just a joke...], EVEN going so far as to make me laugh so hard that i would stop laughing. I eventually did and hopefully looked like the author that i am! i might use it under my biography at the back of my book IF it's good.

Much Love, dears,
Asiat

okay...

olivia - YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE! twasn't unstructered at all! it was HALARIOUS! [listening to my skin again!] and you would have made it better. I KNOW I'M AWESOME! who doesn't know that? wow and i'll let you borrow him ; ) you can borrow him for a couple of NIGHTS!

tabby cat - i know it's always better the second time. <3

okay the REST of you... my mum sent me an email [non religious, it's funny!] and here is some of the best ones on there!

the point was that the Washington Post wanted people to turn in a romantic poem two lines long with the second being as unromantic as the first was romantic:

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
MARRYING YOU SCREWED UP MY LIFE!

kind intelligent loving and hot
THIS DESCRIBES EVERYTHING YOU ARE NOT!

wow, how many of us can live with out spouses when we say this about them??

I thought that i could love no other,
that is, until i met your brother!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you ~
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head!

well that's all i've time for at 8:20 in the morning - my mum's gonna come home and find me on the computer if i remain glued to the screen - i'm gonna be dead then!

Much Love, dearest,
Asiat

Friday, August 8, 2008

The Minion Journals: Aug. 7, 08

Topic: the Praises of Tabitha, Tic Tacs, Ping Pongs, Searching for Service, Hutsul Music, RA = Thud is Keeping me ALIVE!!!!

A rather long title? YES! That is pretty much all that is happening. For your - entertainment - I shall go into a semi-deatailed description of each topic.

THE PRAISES OF TABITHA:
I realize now - perhaps for the first time - that the praises of Tabby Cat should be sung more often. The lost contact is now found [and in my eyeball!]. I have no reason to fear that this blog would not be kept after my tragic death!
The praises of Tabitha are as follows:
Dearest Tabs
Our feline friend
Dearest of teh dear
We see thee hyms of praise
Till the end!
Now Tabby dear can say that sh'e special [she is naturally of course!] because I wrote a poem about her and posted it! Don't worry, minions, everybody will get a poem eventually!

TIC TACS:
Did I tell everybody that I'm obbsessed with Tic Tacs? Orange ones especially. I <3>

PING PONGS:
I'm in the Rec. Room and my bro and J.H. WERE playing ping pong - gosh i hate ping pong! - now its the Short Dumb Blonde and my bro's friend Joe; now it's S.D.B. and David. Dorkface [i believe you all know him!] is playing air hockey with Andrew...

SEARCHING FOR SERVICE:
Katie has been searching for service. There's not much else to say about the matter.

HUTSUL MUSIC:
After finding out that it has last years' Serbian - I think I won't listen to it EVER again.

RA = THUD IS KEEPING ME ALIVE:
Images of Richard Armitage - all shirtless and hot - is keeping me alive. Mrs. Morrow put lizards in our beds - with the help of Mama Bartus - [and they were fake, so twasn't creepy or anything!] and I named mine Richard and said some really stupid things like that the lizard was my boyfriend! *i wish!* I TOLD YOU I'M NUTS!

MUCH LOVE <3>
Asiat

whooooooooo!!!!

i'm soooo hyper right now.... it's like not FUNNY! and sphinx dear, i was at dance camp and .... idk, it was like totally RANDOM! like i want it to be~ stops to stare and orlando bloom on the cover of the Minion Journals ~
*YUM YUM* hahahahaaaa! more Minion Journals coming up!

Much love, dears!
A.

the Minion Journals: Aug. 6, 08

IM HOME!!! couldn't say THAT loud enough!

Dearest Minions,
Amidst the general hubbub of activity, Beenie playing with my pencil, and mildly intrested onlookers...
SCRATCH THAT!
Amidst Jack yelling and, on the recent quietness, silence: CAMP, no DANCE CAMP. More readily called 'hell on earth' or 'place where weirdos are', camp is somewhat as I have described. I've heard that perogies are on the menu for lunch... *yum*
Back to what I was saying - before I got on food - camp. Tis a boring subject. We do nothing but dance, drive each other nuts, eat, stay up late chatting 'bout girlly things, and sleep [my personal fav!]. What is there to say? Our melodramatic-ness hits full blast when you put us together! This morning's ever fateful event was me loosing one contact. [yes, I know life SUCKS!]
Now Beenie and Lara are doing landyards, Stephie S. innocently playing with her waterbottle; my brother with Beenie, Tabby, and myself sing VeggieTales Classics like the following:
The Water Buffalo
Barbra Manatee
Sa - BOOOOO!
I'm So Blue
I love My Duck
As you can READ, we are either VERY bored or VERY insane. Currently going through the 8 Polish Christmas Dishes like the 12 days of Christmas. It's SOOOO halarious [my new fav word!]. ok, now its the three yummie cookies...
You wonder why we're - o God is bigger than the boogie man he's... - sorry, wonder WHY we're still on this. The answer is that i have NO CLUE!

Much love, dears,
Asiat.

Monday, August 4, 2008

ok all...

hello minions... Asiat here seeing the world through contacts! wow they feel sooo weird! anyways... listening to My Skin [go and check my utube favs... its amazing!] and i feel the dark urge of poetry... oops! here comes... and i've a song to put on here that i wrote down somewhere...

Breakable - by Asiat Averas

For once in my life,
I thought that I could believe
In something new.
I thought for the longest moment
That I could believe in you.

For the longest time...
My heart was so breakable.
Just cracks that everyone could see.
Just things I couldn't do or be.
I was so breakable.

Now my heart and soul
Are shattered peices.
Can you help me?
Wipe away my heart of coal.

Do you think that glue
Would do?
Do you think that a good rest
Will end my distress?

I feel so breakable.
I hate being vulnerable.
I am being so guilable.
I am so breakable.

They say that family and dignity
Are beautiful glass balls
That can be scuffed and marked.
If so, you can be left surrounded by walls.

Work is rubber.
Bounces back like that.
My work is never done.
What, what?

I cry sometimes.
I sleep a lot.
I need you back.
Heal me - the one so breakable.

I pray that you come soon.
The rain falls now and so do I.
Clouds dropping water.
Clouds in the sky.

And I am so breakable.
I hate being vulnerable
I am being so guilable.
Heal me - the one so breakable.

Much Love,
Asiat

Sunday, August 3, 2008

wow...

NO not words of wisdom! actually for the fictional character... my dream guy is MR. THORTON.... how predictable... that means im totally nuts...

Much love,
Asiat

The Isle of Mists Trilogy








just another mental note

that i know i wont remember!

When you say you love me...
Breaking Glas...
When i can't breathe...
When we're together...

FYI: these are songs that i keep note of. most of the time i make them and don't remember! if i write the titles i tend to remember them better.

Much love,
Asiat

Robin Hood - Season 3 - Episode 1

because i am so intently a fan of Robin Hood, and the fact that the season 2 ender was very disappointing, i am doing my own version of Fan Fiction for Robin Hood... it's kind of half parody, half serious. romantic/funny... my two fav things!

Season 3: Episode 1 - Dodge!
By Asiat Averas

[Front gate of the castle opens while carriage comes rolling in.]
Sheriff - *mutters* Finally, what was Alysa waiting for? Gizzy was already a lovestruck toothpick with our Leper Friend!
[Carriage door opens; Lady Alysa, beautiful w/ light brown hair and ruby dress]
Alysa - Sheriff, now what am I doing in Notingham? Ah, yes, I remember! doing you and my father a favor! Now why did I come to this dump-of-a-city? *rolls eyes*
Sheriff - [makes a face, sneers at Alysa's innocent/sneeky smile] Welcome Lady Alysa! You are, just as you said, graciously doing me a favor.
[Sheriff bows; Alysa cursties.]
Sheriff - Follow me?

----- >

[Sheriff showing Alysa her room; Guy of Gisbourne [who has randomly been struting about the castle] bumps into them.]

Guy - What's this?
Sheriff - A Black Knight's daughter. She's come calling on poor Notingham; come to kill poor Robin Hood!
Guy - Oh...
Sheriff - Oh? That's all you can say? Well, Grumpy Giz, you've got to do better than that! You think I'll let you sulk off? A clue! *shakes head and finger; mouths 'no'*

----->

[Sheriff takes Guy to meet Alysa]

Sheriff - Lady Alysa, I'd like you to meet Sir Guy of Gisbourne! Guy, this is Lady Alysa; the one I was talking about.
Lady Alysa - [curtsies again, sticking her hand out, while Guy kisses it!] Sir Guy, a pleasure to meet you, I'm sure. I think I might get some intelligent conversation now.
Guy - [nods head] Lady.
Sheriff - Guy will be in charge. You need anything; just ask Gizzy here! [puts hands together; rubs] Now I'm off to the kitchens to put some meat on my bones!

----->

[Guy shows Alysa around the castle]

Alysa - So, what am I doing here really? I mean, sure, basic things can be devulged from it; I brought my knives, my sword, my poison. Who is it?
Guy - You're killing Robin Hood. A nusiance outlaw. *mutters* Took Marion from me... the bastard will pay!
Alysa - What was that? Something about a Marion?
Guy - Nothing. Just bring Hood here bound up and alive! I want to see the outlaws face when I kill him!

[Guy walks off leaving Alysa somewhere in the castle; Sheriff shows up]

Sheriff - Well, well! Feeling confused, dear? Yes Gizzy here has had a rough time; you see, Hood stole his girl; made Giz kill her! All's well, of course. Gizzy will get over it!
Alysa - Well there certainly is more to you that I thought! Do you want me to steal Sir Guy's heart as well as Robin Hood's life?
Sheriff (being serious for once!) - Could you do that?
Alysa - It's done easily enough. Deal?
Sheriff - Deal! *mutters* Maybe I can finally get Gizzy back!
Alysa - Sheriff, just one thing.
Sheriff- What's that?
Alysa - Stop muttering behind my back.

[Alysa walks away; heels clacking against the stone floors... Sheriff mutters about how useless women are, but seriously knows that they are usefull...]

Ok that's all i've got for now! it'll be more soon!



Cast in Order of Appearance:
Sheriff - a coniving bastard as usual, even with his great humor and stupid cliques. Thinks Alysa will get Gisbourne out of Moody-land.
Guy of Gisbourne - moody and brooding from his loss [after he murders!] Lady Marian.
Lady Alysa - Daughter of Black Knight; supposed to assassin Robin Hood upon his return to Locksley... but is she all that bad? Confident; beautiful; clever... anything else needed?

ok, there's just some notes i'm putting here ...

for once in my life i thought i could believe in somethig new

Breakable...

Much love,
Asiat

ok... i'm sooo nuts!

hey hey ya'll! im in a really gooooooooood mood. [that and listening to Funkytown, but its the version done by Alvin and the Chipmunks!] ok... and now Witch Doctor by Toybox... and now Over and Over by Three Days Grace... wow...

Much love,
Asiat Averas

Saturday, August 2, 2008

i am finding this mildly disturbing...

ok, maybe something like mildly to severly disturbing.
After recently joining the Armitage Army [yeh, i'm like totally obsessed w/ Richard...] i found out something in one of his [not really] recent letters to his fans...
and guess what? [o.k., you probably won't know... but...]
he signs his letters [and i quote! [!!!!]] 'MUCH LOVE!'
now, i swear, i did not know this... and recently i changed my blog endings to 'much love'. I am soooo creeped out right now! it's like is there something in comon here or what? i think that, while i get over this HUGE terrifying shock, that i may go to my ever famous 'love and luck from the one and only... Asiat' or 'otho' or '<3'.>
well in all this new freakish light...
Love and luck from the one and only,
Asiat Averas

well, olivia...

olivia everything is always clearer when someone talks to me...
and i'd DEFINETELY [!!!!!!] chose my fav. 'posses you/love you" b/c i've less chance of being killed... that and i don't like Guy of Gisbourne's guyliner... Mr. Johnny Thorton is soooo much more.... um.... better?
they're one and the same, but it always works!

Much Love <3
Asiat Averas

Friday, August 1, 2008

k got something else to say...

k, i DEFINETLY would prefer the [how do you say it?] "posses you/ love you!" proposal... only i wouldn't say NO!

Much Love <3
Asiat

i think i'm going insane...

but that's not such a new statement from me...
Olivia - i finished drawing Raphael and Adala... they're rly nice... c u.

EVERYBODY ELSE... [including olivia...]
go forth to twitter.com i command thee...
tis great for other things... and...
if you happen to have already have joined..
find your favorite authoress and make her ur friend!

Much Love <3
Asiat

hey, cherrios - smile!