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The Othello Rap [by the Reduced Shakespeare Co.]
[Sphinx had BETTER sing along - she knows this one!]
*warning, due to the content of the play.. this rap has some similar... content?]

Here's the story of a brother by the name of Othello
He liked white women and he liked green jello.
And a punk named Iago who made himself a menice
'Cause he didn't like Othello the moore of Venice.

And Othello got married to Des Demona
He took off to the wars and left her alone-a
It was a moan-a, a groan-a he left her alone-a
He didn't write a letter and he didn't tellaphone-a

Des Demona was pure, 'cause she was chastity tight,
She was the daughter of a Duke, yeh, she was TOTALLY WHITE
And Iago love Des-i like Adonis love Venus..
And Des-i loved Othello 'cause he had a big... SWORD!!

So Iago goes: I'm gonna shaft the moore.
How you gonna do it, tell us!
[Iago:] I know a tragic flaw that he's
Too damn jealous.
A-doo, a-do, a kind of a shmoo
So he found a trump-sucker by the name of
Cassi-YO.

So he clamps on him Des Demona's hand-er-ie-chief
So Othello gets to wonderin' just maybe if..
While he's been a fightin' - a man in the army..
Are Des-i and Cass playin' hide the salami?

So Othello goes home - he's got a pillow in her face.
He kills her an' soliloquises 'bout his discrace.
But there's Emilia @ the door...
Who he met in 'at four..
Who said you BIG DUMMY!
She weren't no whore!

She was pure,
She was clean,
She was virginal too,
So why'd you have to go
And make her face turn blue?

It's true.. It's you!
Now what'cha gonna do?

Othello says... dang this is getting pretty scary..
Pulls out his blade and commited hairy-cairy
Do that funky moore thing white boy
[that's so hot]

So Iago get caught, but he promtly cops a plea.
Loadin' up his bags and moves to Beverely..
Hills that is!

If you want to ACTUALLY listen to it, youtube is ALWAYS open : )

Hugs and Kisses,

Asiat