Sunday, February 1, 2009

The Official Glossary

As promised, the Official Glossary of slang used [previously, or in the future] on the blog :D

Hand Sanatizer - 1) dissolver of baby goo 2) also known as foofing

Gingeraleating - 1) having fun 2) being random 3) indulging in food

Tunage - tunes; multiple tunes; good tunes

The Knee-High Joke - wardrobe malfunctions that have to do with knee-highs

A-Hem Shoes - really shmexy/hot shoes [that smoke and light the rug on fire.]

Mancandy - 1) "ssssssssssss" guys 2) guys that smoke and light their pants/shirts/undergarments/blushy girls on fire.]

John Newton - a person incognito

Foofing - 1) see Hand Sanatizer 2) passing gas

Random Singing - singing... randomly

Random Reading - reading random stuff [usuallly of a sexual nature]

*rar* - noise made when inappropriate thoughts occur

Gaybook - 1) "the Book" 2) Facebook

Mash - hanging out [i.e. I'm going to mash on your bed.]

Doming - laying your head in a delicate manner

Babies - the makers of baby goo

Tish-feet - my brother's feet

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Now, the mentionable people/ handshakes of the blog:

Mama Levy - Asiat Averas's second mom

Passion Derelict - Asiat Averas's best friend

Sippyeh - Passion's bro; also Asiat's friend

Sphinx - 1) Exploding Custard Pants Man! 2) Editor 3) Author of "Letters from the Editor"

Vortican Todd - 1) Asiat's illustrator 2) good friends and writer of awesome comments

Olivia - 1) hopelessly romantic 2) maker of some pretty awesome times

Tabby Cat - 1) Tabitha 2) also maker of some pretty awesome times

Sistine Chapel - handshake of Sippyeh and Asiat

Punch - handshake of Passion and Asiat

The Flip - handshake of Sphinx and Asiat

Hug - general greeting for all readers/friends of the blog


:D :D :D Smile, laugh, re-read if necessary.

Ever Yours,

Asiat

3 comments:

Vortican said...

That is quite the list! You sure have alot of random slang stored up here, although Mancandy needs no explanation! \^o^/

Vortican said...

I must say... I someone stated' "I'm going to mash on your bed" I would be concerned and possibly frightened! It just sounds totally creepy!

Vortican said...

Off the topic...did you enter Auntie Heather's contest? You need to post "Love at First Bite" already!!
Although, I'll let you off the hook if you provide a few more details about the Firebirds of the Russian Mountains. ^_~

hey, cherrios - smile!