Saturday, June 28, 2008

k, i've got to stop this!

well, i'm sorry again...
Adala is the same
Dianna is the same
It's really OwEn of Foxtown
and Helios the Bard is now OFFICIALLY Sir Raphael the Bard.

[just remember that all of these names are subject to change.]

Den is now Isaac. and NO Isaac is not the first son of the Great Queen Adalia.

[just saying i've watched p&p ten times now I <3>

long ago, dear minions, Adalia was but a royal girl. the prince, who would become king, [this might be the only racy part in the entire book!]. Adalia and the King's fathers were coniving bastards [it's true...] and they gave the two a love potion. THIS potion sent them into a maddening frenzy in which Adalia's first son, Keith, was concieved. He was illigitimate and, therefore, not the rightful heir. To spare their son from the brute force of the world, they gave him to another royal woman who had just lost her son, even though the son had a twin, to child's cough.

Keith grew well, but Keith's adopted father hated him. The son that died was his favorite, but he decided that Koln, his other son, would recive his attention. Keith became Keith-oak. Keith-oak became the love of Kate-lynn's life.


NOW do you see where i've made all these connections???? I'M AWESOME!!!!

otho, my minions,
A.A.

2 comments:

Vortican said...

*o* THings are getting complicated!
Now we have interweaving stories, evil fathers, and it is revealed that Keith is the result of a wild potion-induced love frenzy!!
I love the new name "Sir Raphael", very cool. I also like the name of Keith's adopted-brother "Koln". I once visited a city in Germany by that name, so I might be kinda partial!

Vortican said...

Mr. Darcy!!! I love you!

Are you sure you've only watched p&p ten times now? I bet it's really more like 20! ^_~

hey, cherrios - smile!