Monday, August 3, 2009

Post On Men (and other thoughts)

okay, so maybe not completely about men. But, truly, what makes Mr. Darcy so much more alluring than some hen-pecked idiot? (other than the whole hen-pecked idiot, I suppose) My hen-pecked idiot example: Detective Jack Stork (from Kristy's Story [prohibition])

Fitzwilliam Darcy *pros*
1. Handsome
2. Arrogant?
3. Willingness to admit faults (when not too arrogant)
4. He's in a classic novel known as one of the greatest romance novels of all time.

Jack Stork *pros*
1. Handsome with not too many imperfections
2. Hen-pecked-ness
3. Humbleness with a touch of old-fashioned dignity
4. He loves his mum (and where's cool spats)

Darcy *cons*
1. Arrogance
2. He's like two hundred years old
3. We know his every fault and mishap
4. He's English (Yes, that's not always a good thing)

Stork *cons*
1. He's not THAT handsome
2. His love for his mun makes him a moma's-boy
3. He's a cop - which puts him in dangerous situations
4. He lives in a time period where alcohol isn't permitted (which is SO terrible)

Any more? COMMENTO

(AND NO, it's wasn't a collaborative effort, the last blog post. B and Antony kind of appeared whilst my publishing it, so I added them into the big ole' cauldron)

I'd rather do a job I liked and not be good at it than do a job I hated well. - Unkown

Asiat

PS: Vortican, when are we jumping ship for the Ren Fest? ECPM want's to come!

12 comments:

Vortican said...

"Post on Men" !? Rawr!

Vortican said...

Despite the promising title, there isn't too much (many?) men in general here, aside from a comparison of Mr. Darcy, who we all know Asiat loves, and Mr. Jack Stork, who none of us has ever 'met'.

Vortican said...

While we're sharing words o' wisdom:

We should not fear failure, rather we should fear success at the wrong thing.

I don't remember where I heard that one! ^_~

Vortican said...

The Renfest
http://pgh-renfest.com/
begins at the end of August (29th & 30th) and that's the BOGO ticket weekend, so maybe then? Can't believe it's almost that time of year again ^o^

Vortican said...

Kinda off the topic but...
How's the summer reading coming? School will be starting before you know it and you haven't even borrowed the next Vlad book yet!

Asiat Averas said...

Yeah, it's MUCH. uh, Mr. Jack Stork is AMAZING>>>>>> -_- totally! but yeah, i know it wasn't awesome or anything...

Nice quote... tis cool. I FINISHED LOTF!!!!! lol. that's a long overdo statement. Almost finished with C. in the R. and then raisin in the sun *play* and THE TIME MACHINE... OI OI OI!! good news, next week i'll be spending 16 hours in the car and I plan to get stuffs DONE!!!

<3 A.

Vortican said...

16 Hours in a car?!? All at once?
ROAD TRIP!!!
The question is...where to?

Vortican said...

uh, Mr. Jack Stork is AMAZING>>>>>> -_- totally!

I'll have to take your word for as I have never been introduced to him! ^_~

Vortican said...

Where is ECPM? long time no comment!

Asiat Averas said...

8 hours each way, dear. and LOCATION: (TOP SECRET) well, no, it's not. NJ. to visit the fams.

I'll post on lovely Jack soon... PROMISE!!!

ECPM is prolly fighting over the computer with a certain LJ (london... is the first part) who is tickling her with is underwear (which I happen to unfortunately know was on the kitchen table EWWWW)

so, i'm gonna detox from THAT disturbing image and launch into C. in the R.

<3 ya,

A.

Exploding Custard Pants Man!!!! said...

I AM BACK!!!!!!!

Exploding Custard Pants Man!!!! said...

And, EWWWWWWWWWW, the tickling ended when I broke his arms!!!!!!!
Thank the Lord that he is gone!
PARTY TIMEEEEE!

hey, cherrios - smile!